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05 February 2006 @ 02:41 pm
I have attempted to grow a 'fro ... but it failed rather dramatically has my hair goes down instead of out. I've been inconsolable for weeks, as my friends can testify. But I'm okay now, instead I am growing it ... so eventually I will be able to achieve a pony's tail which I believe is a popular hair style.

Remus is having his time of the month. So I am hiding in a secret location until he either a) eats chocolate b) has rather rough sexual intercourse.

Valentine's day is coming up.
Current Mood: soresore
Current Music: Myself humming Jimi Hendrix - Izabella
Padfoot: no those aren't moony's knickersistuffmypants on February 5th, 2006 08:57 pm (UTC)
Do crowbars hurt terribly, Prongs? I've always wanted to know.
James Potter: Heeeee hello Evans. Can I lick you?ihavebigprongs on February 5th, 2006 09:19 pm (UTC)
I've bled so much I can't feel anything anymore.
Padfootistuffmypants on February 5th, 2006 09:21 pm (UTC)
Not anything? So you're not ticklish behind your knees anymore?
James Potter: Heeeee hello Evans. Can I lick you?ihavebigprongs on February 5th, 2006 09:25 pm (UTC)
That's where he pissing whacked me!
Padfootistuffmypants on February 5th, 2006 09:33 pm (UTC)
Well that's a silly place to hit you. You'd think he'd go for the neck like a NORMAL PERSON.

Cauldron cake?
James Potter: MY MUSK BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARDihavebigprongs on February 5th, 2006 09:37 pm (UTC)
Yeah but if you hit someone with enough force in the back of the legs they go straight down and don't get up for a very long time. Apparently it's a very popular method in Northern Ireland.

Of course Remus can't hit that hard. He is a girl after all.

Yeah sure.
Padfootistuffmypants on February 5th, 2006 10:39 pm (UTC)
And where would he have learned that?! We either need to limit Moony's reading to school text and fairy tales or stop him from associating with mad fighting Northern Irishmen.

I'd agree with you, but I don't fancy being chased with a crowbar. I've had enough injuries for one day.
Lily Evansvilyofthelalley on February 6th, 2006 09:09 pm (UTC)
Is there any reason why the diary would start vibrating, Potter? It keeps flipping open at February the 24th and glowing as well.

I'm not sure whether I think your new hairdo is more 'ridiculous' or 'terrifying'. Until I work out the perfect adjective I'll just stick with 'bad'.
James Potterihavebigprongs on February 7th, 2006 08:52 pm (UTC)
I have no idea.

Coommee ooooooooooon. I know you wanna play with it.
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on February 15th, 2006 08:55 pm (UTC)
That'll teach you.