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20 February 2007 @ 12:54 am
Lily!  
Lily.

I’ve been thinking about this. A lot. And. Well. You know, a baby, a baby is such a big and wonderful thing, it’s a whole other life created from- well. Me I suppose. But not just me, you as well- how amazing would it be to have a tiny person who has your hair, my nose … your wit, my … wanking capability?

Sure we’re young, we’re barely of age- yet, the more I think about it the more I wonder if a baby is such a bad thing! By the time you’d have it we’d have left school anyway… we could get a little house- or- or move in with my mum. She’d love to help with them. I could get a job, or … you could? I wouldn’t mind being a stay at home daddy. I’d be a daddy! You’d be a mummy! You’d wear aprons and say things like ‘DON’T MAKE ME GET THE WOODEN SPOON’ and we’d fall out over whether or not the kid should eat pudding even though it’s set fire to the bathroom rug earlier that day.

We’d have this whole other chapter to our lives, something, which would keep us permanently together … and not just that, we’d be alive in this new person! They’d be us! Rolled into one! Like a gurgling, farting, grubby pastry!
I just- I guess I’m saying that I’d love to be a Daddy, us! Together! A parental team! We could be AMAZING… we could be-
 
 
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Lily Evansvilyofthelalley on February 20th, 2007 01:15 am (UTC)
Oh James. I.

Honey, I am so glad, you have decided all this. I really-

Maybe you should sit down?


I'm.

I'm not pregnant.
James Potter: HAPPY FACE :Dihavebigprongs on February 20th, 2007 01:22 am (UTC)
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Well thank fuck for that.
Padfootistuffmypants on February 21st, 2007 03:57 am (UTC)
YOU MEAN I'M NOT GOING TO BE AN UNCLE AFTER ALL?!!?!

THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE NAPPIES I EMBROIDERED????