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22 October 2006 @ 09:53 pm
ATTN: THUGS  
Whoever thought it'd be hilarious to make a carbon copy of the Head Boy and have it cause rampage amongst my friends ... and my- my girl- ... my friend of girlness shall suffer my wrath. And believe me, this isn't just the usual James Potter wrath in which I set fire to your grannies but a full blown, authoritarian, face kicking, furniture rearranging, life demolishing smack down.

You have been warned!

I’m not scared of you!!
 
 
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Lily Evans: Worriedvilyofthelalley on October 22nd, 2006 10:06 pm (UTC)
Oh, James, we will get to the bottom of this- I promise. And it's my duty as Head Girl, and your. . friend of girlness, to advise you against any face kicking etc.
James Potter: OMG WOEFUL.ihavebigprongs on October 22nd, 2006 10:07 pm (UTC)
Did it hurt you? Are you okay?
You know, I need to ... face kick ... it's my duty as your ... friend of boyness.
Lily Evans: Worriedvilyofthelalley on October 22nd, 2006 10:10 pm (UTC)
I'm fine, don't worry. And dashing as all the face kicking is. I'd rather have you, as my . . friend of boyness, to be kissing faces. Well. My face.

Lips.
James Potter: HAPPY FACE :Dihavebigprongs on October 22nd, 2006 10:14 pm (UTC)
What did they say to you? Are you sure? I can have strong words with them if you like.
Mhmm, well, I'd rather be doing that too mmrrpphff.
Lily Evans: Gosh!vilyofthelalley on October 22nd, 2006 10:20 pm (UTC)
Mmmmmm-!

Well! Oh, oh wait- Mmph, yes, James-

WAIT. The frizzy one, Hermione, she called me Mrs. Potter!
James Potter: EH?!ihavebigprongs on October 22nd, 2006 10:28 pm (UTC)
Mrleuphfu- pardon.
Lily Evans: Gosh!vilyofthelalley on October 22nd, 2006 10:30 pm (UTC)
James?! Are you ok?

Mrs. Potter, James!
James Potter: EH?!ihavebigprongs on October 22nd, 2006 10:33 pm (UTC)
But.. BUT.. Mrs. Potter is- she's my mum?
Lily Evans: Gosh!vilyofthelalley on October 22nd, 2006 10:35 pm (UTC)
Well, um. I don't look like your mum, do I?

Because that's a tad creepy. Unless Hermione was implying that she well. Thought that-

Well. That we were married.
James Potter: HAPPY FACE :Dihavebigprongs on October 22nd, 2006 10:38 pm (UTC)
Well, I could imagine a lot worse things than being with you for the rest of my life, Lily
Lily Evans: Worriedvilyofthelalley on October 22nd, 2006 10:40 pm (UTC)
Oh James.

Me too. I mean. I would really.


Love that.
James Potter: HAPPY FACE :Dihavebigprongs on October 22nd, 2006 10:50 pm (UTC)
I- you kno-
I love you, Lily Evans
Lily Potter
Lily Evans: Gosh!vilyofthelalley on October 22nd, 2006 10:53 pm (UTC)
Well! I love you. James Potter.

And now I'm going to kiss you a lot.
Remus Jane Lupin: omg disco where!?moopylunin on October 22nd, 2006 10:10 pm (UTC)
James! Have you seen the new teacher?
James Potter: EH?!ihavebigprongs on October 22nd, 2006 10:15 pm (UTC)
No?
Remus Jane Lupin: real girls wear pinkmoopylunin on October 22nd, 2006 10:17 pm (UTC)
Oh. Well, he's great. He's really nice. He's teaching Defence!
James Potter: EH?!ihavebigprongs on October 22nd, 2006 10:18 pm (UTC)
Have you talked to him?
Remus Jane Lupin: real girls wear pinkmoopylunin on October 22nd, 2006 10:19 pm (UTC)
Yes! Well a bit. Once.
James Potter: REALLY? OH REALLY? YOU CUNT?ihavebigprongs on October 22nd, 2006 10:20 pm (UTC)
What does he look like?
Remus Jane Lupin: melting your knickersmoopylunin on October 22nd, 2006 10:21 pm (UTC)
Oh um, average, you know. Nice eyes. Bit taller than me.
James Potter: OUCH OKAY THAT HURT.ihavebigprongs on October 22nd, 2006 10:27 pm (UTC)
Oh- Remus you have an erection.
Remus Jane Lupin: omg disco where!?moopylunin on October 22nd, 2006 10:30 pm (UTC)
I DO NOT.
James Potter: REALLY? OH REALLY? YOU CUNT?ihavebigprongs on October 22nd, 2006 10:32 pm (UTC)
Remus, if I was any shorter it would have my eye out.
Remus Jane Lupin: rar get away from my chocolatemoopylunin on October 22nd, 2006 10:34 pm (UTC)
Look you get ill-timed erections all the time and I don't make fun of you.

YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME. YOU GET HARD WHEN YOU SEE PAVLOVA, YOU FREAK.
James Potter: REALLY? OH REALLY? YOU CUNT?ihavebigprongs on October 22nd, 2006 10:36 pm (UTC)
Wait, wait wait.

Oh you've been such a baaadd pupil, I want you naked and spread, on my desk right now

..
LOOK. IT'S BIGGER!
Wow, Moony.
Remus Jane Lupin: rar get away from my chocolatemoopylunin on October 22nd, 2006 10:39 pm (UTC)
Shut UP. God I hate you. You complete and utter BASTARD.

JAMES. JAMES DON'T POKE ME ALRIGHT, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT BEFORE.
James Potter: HAPPY FACE :Dihavebigprongs on October 22nd, 2006 10:41 pm (UTC)
I swear Mr. Lupin, you have until I count to three before I get very, very angry.
Remus Jane Lupin: no daisies heremoopylunin on October 22nd, 2006 10:43 pm (UTC)
... James could you leave me alone for five minutes.





On second thoughts, make it ten.
James Potter: HAPPY FACE :Dihavebigprongs on October 22nd, 2006 10:44 pm (UTC)
Sure, but if I hear the House Elves complaining that your bedding looks like a plaster’s radio again I’m going to have to use the big cane, Mr. Lupin.
Remus Jane Lupin: no daisies heremoopylunin on October 22nd, 2006 10:45 pm (UTC)
Putain, casse-toi de là, faut que je me masturbe tout de suite!
James Potter: REALLY? OH REALLY? YOU CUNT?ihavebigprongs on October 22nd, 2006 10:48 pm (UTC)
Well, now you're just talking gibberish aren't you?
Remus Jane Lupin: omg disco where!?moopylunin on October 22nd, 2006 10:50 pm (UTC)
GET AWAY FROM ME YOU ENORMOUS HOMOEROTIC SANDWICH BEFORE I DO SOMETHING WE'LL BOTH REGRET.
James Potter: HAPPY FACE :Dihavebigprongs on October 22nd, 2006 10:53 pm (UTC)
One
Remus Jane Lupin: real girls wear pinkmoopylunin on October 22nd, 2006 10:54 pm (UTC)
James, don't. I mean it.
James Potter: REALLY? OH REALLY? YOU CUNT?ihavebigprongs on October 22nd, 2006 10:55 pm (UTC)
Two
Remus Jane Lupin: rar get away from my chocolatemoopylunin on October 22nd, 2006 10:57 pm (UTC)
James! That's not funny, just stop it.
James Potter: HAPPY FACE :Dihavebigprongs on October 22nd, 2006 10:57 pm (UTC)
Three
Remus Jane Lupin: omg disco where!?moopylunin on October 22nd, 2006 10:58 pm (UTC)
JAMES!!
James Potter: OUCH OKAY THAT HURT.ihavebigprongs on October 22nd, 2006 10:58 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHHAHH- OH MY GOD MOONY THAT'S DIGUSTING