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07 October 2006 @ 06:23 pm
 
Oi, Padfoot.
Never guess who's birthday we missed.
 
 
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Padfoot: a face worthy of poetryistuffmypants on October 7th, 2006 06:39 pm (UTC)
Your mum's?

Because unlike certain ungrateful sons I could mention, I didn't miss her birthday. I sent her a present with crepe paper and scented soaps and everything.
James Potter: REALLY? OH REALLY? YOU CUNT?ihavebigprongs on October 7th, 2006 06:44 pm (UTC)
NO.
AND SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE.
I GAVE MY MUM FLOWERS AND! AND! A LOVELY HANDDRAWN CARD TO WHICH SHE SAID "How very .. um.. autistic, dear, thank you"
SEE?! SHE LOVES ME.
Padfoot: istuffmypants on October 7th, 2006 06:45 pm (UTC)
SHE ALSO LOVES HER JUNIPER BUSHES. THAT'S NOT SAYING MUCH.

Whose birthday then?
James Potter: REALLY? OH REALLY? YOU CUNT?ihavebigprongs on October 7th, 2006 06:50 pm (UTC)
FUCK YOU RIGHT IN THE EAR.

Minervas!
Padfootistuffmypants on October 7th, 2006 06:52 pm (UTC)
WHAT.

WHAT.

But ... I thought her birthday was in February!
James Potter: Those are some big ass Prongsihavebigprongs on October 7th, 2006 06:58 pm (UTC)
DUDE! SHE'S BEEN TELLING US A DIFFERENT DATE BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T WANT US KNOWING!
I CAN'T THINK WHY.
BUT DUMBLEDORE TOLD ME THIS MORNING.
Padfoot: a face worthy of poetryistuffmypants on October 7th, 2006 07:10 pm (UTC)
I FEEL SO DECEIVED.

So wait, Minerva is a libra then? Wow, that changes everything.
James Potter: REALLY? OH REALLY? YOU CUNT?ihavebigprongs on October 7th, 2006 07:24 pm (UTC)
WOULD YOU STOP PISSING ABOUT WITH STAR SIGNS.
JESUS DO YOU EVEN TRY AND HIDE THE HOMOSEXUALITY?!
Padfootistuffmypants on October 7th, 2006 07:29 pm (UTC)
YEAH BECAUSE STROKING MY HAIR AND MOANING IS SO HETERO AND MANLY.

FAGHEAD.
James Potter: EH?!ihavebigprongs on October 7th, 2006 07:30 pm (UTC)
YOU STROKE YOUR HAIR AND MOAN?!
DUDE IT'S ONLY HETERO IF THE HAIR IS ON YOUR BALLS.