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20 August 2006 @ 12:57 am
 
Something unholy has happened
 
 
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Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on August 19th, 2006 11:59 pm (UTC)
You didn't put your wang in the toaster or anything did you?
James Potter: EH?!ihavebigprongs on August 20th, 2006 12:03 am (UTC)
Is "toaster" slang for a woman's gash?
Remus Jane Lupin: rar get away from my chocolatemoopylunin on August 20th, 2006 12:03 am (UTC)
You wish.

And don't say 'gash', it's vulgar.
James Potterihavebigprongs on August 20th, 2006 12:08 am (UTC)
Vangeeta?
Remus Jane Lupin: real girls wear pinkmoopylunin on August 20th, 2006 12:09 am (UTC)
Stop talking now.
Lily Evansvilyofthelalley on August 20th, 2006 12:01 am (UTC)
What now? More "accidental" transfiguration?
James Potterihavebigprongs on August 20th, 2006 12:04 am (UTC)
No. Not- no.
Lily Evansvilyofthelalley on August 20th, 2006 12:06 am (UTC)
Are you ok?!
James Potterihavebigprongs on August 20th, 2006 12:07 am (UTC)
I'm- ... great, thanks.

Congrats on getting Head Girl by the way.
Lily Evansvilyofthelalley on August 20th, 2006 12:11 am (UTC)
Thanks James! I'm so excited!

You sure you are ok? You seem a bit. . stressed.
James Potterihavebigprongs on August 20th, 2006 12:17 am (UTC)
who do you think the head boy is?
Lily Evansvilyofthelalley on August 20th, 2006 12:21 am (UTC)
Oh- I don't know. It isn't Remus, so maybe a Ravenclaw? Do you know?!


I really hope it isn't someone nasty.
James Potter: HAPPY FACE :Dihavebigprongs on August 20th, 2006 01:16 pm (UTC)
I do know.
Lily Evansvilyofthelalley on August 20th, 2006 02:18 pm (UTC)
Oh you do? James- don't tease! Who is it?!
James Potterihavebigprongs on August 20th, 2006 03:03 pm (UTC)
Head Boi lyklolz
Lily Evansvilyofthelalley on August 20th, 2006 09:20 pm (UTC)
... Y-

James! Head boy!? Are you- is this a prank or something?
James Potterihavebigprongs on August 20th, 2006 09:32 pm (UTC)
Possibly. I'm not sure what I've done to deserve it.
Lily Evansvilyofthelalley on August 20th, 2006 09:35 pm (UTC)
Wow! James! Is- if this is true-


- No, sorry, I can't lie to you James, this is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.
James Potter: REALLY? OH REALLY? YOU CUNT?ihavebigprongs on August 20th, 2006 09:39 pm (UTC)
HEY.

WHY THE HELL COULDN'T I BE HEAD BOY?
I'D I'LL MAKE AN AWESOME HEAD BOY.
Lily Evansvilyofthelalley on August 20th, 2006 09:45 pm (UTC)
...Apart from the fact that you have made it your LIFE'S WORK TO BREAK EVERY RULE THE SCHOOL HAS.


You know you won't be able to prank. Or even let Sirius prank. Or TALK ABOUT PRANKING?


Although, oh James I am so proud.
James Potterihavebigprongs on August 20th, 2006 09:49 pm (UTC)
WELL THEN I'LL KNOW EVERY TRICK IN THE BOOK WON'T I? KNOW WHAT THOSE SCALLYWAGS ARE THINKING?! INNIT?!

OH .... oh dear.
Lily Evansvilyofthelalley on August 20th, 2006 09:52 pm (UTC)
TRUE! You will be able to put your skills to constructive use.

Oh James. I'm really glad- I mean. Well. We will have to spend a lot of time together. I can't think-

I can't think of anyone I would rather do it with.
Padfootistuffmypants on August 20th, 2006 06:13 am (UTC)
Prongs I told you that playing the Sound Of Music record backwards would raise the dead, but would you listen?? Noooo!
James Potterihavebigprongs on August 20th, 2006 02:47 pm (UTC)
Pafoot- siriu- WHY DO YOU THINK JULIE ANDREWS IS THE DEVIL.
Padfoot: now you don'tistuffmypants on August 20th, 2006 02:55 pm (UTC)
BECAUSE NO ONE COULD POSSIBLY BE THAT PERKY WITHOUT HAVING SOME KIND OF ULTERIOR MOTIVE. IT'S UNNATURAL.
James Potterihavebigprongs on August 20th, 2006 02:59 pm (UTC)
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT THE ONE TIME YOU TRIED TO JUMP INTO ONE OF THOSE STREET DRAWINGS LIKE IN MARY POPPINS YOU SMACKED YOUR FACE OFF THE PAVEMENT AND ENDED UP LOOKING LIKE YOU HAD DOWNS SYNDROME UNTIL THE SWELLING WENT DOWN.
Padfoot: now you see themistuffmypants on August 20th, 2006 03:18 pm (UTC)
PRONGS YOU CANTANKEROUS PRICKDUMPLING I THOUGHT WE AGREED NEVER TO TALK ABOUT THAT AGAIN.

DOES NO ONE ADHERE TO THE CODE BUT ME?!??
James Potterihavebigprongs on August 20th, 2006 03:22 pm (UTC)
I don't think you should be calling the new Head Boy a cantankerous prickdumpling.
Padfootistuffmypants on August 20th, 2006 07:38 pm (UTC)
I didn't call the new Head Boy a cantankerous prickdumpling, I called you a cantankerous prickdumpling. You knob.
James Potter: REALLY? OH REALLY? YOU CUNT?ihavebigprongs on August 20th, 2006 07:46 pm (UTC)
Yes. You called me a cantankerous prickdumpling.
Padfootistuffmypants on August 20th, 2006 08:46 pm (UTC)
Yes.

Dude are you okay? You look like you're about to be sick.
James Potter: REALLY? OH REALLY? YOU CUNT?ihavebigprongs on August 20th, 2006 08:56 pm (UTC)
I AM ABOUT TO BIG SICK.

ALL OVER MY BIG SHINY RED HEAD BOY BADGE.
Padfoot: ohgodyestrufflesistuffmypants on August 20th, 2006 09:19 pm (UTC)
WHAT

butbutbutbut James you were joking. No one would ever be stupid enough to make you Head Bo-

oh god. prongs get out of my way now I'm going to be sick
James Potter: EH?!ihavebigprongs on August 20th, 2006 09:28 pm (UTC)
PADFOOT.
PADFOOT WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED?!

IS IT KARMA?!
FOR ME TAKING THE MICK OUT OF REMUS FOR BEING PREFECT?!?
Padfootistuffmypants on August 20th, 2006 10:11 pm (UTC)
I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. PRONGS THIS IS REALLY QUITE HORRIBLE YOU KNOW. OH GOD WHAT DO WE DO!??

OKAY.

OKAY.

MAYBE IT'S A PRANK? IT'S TOTALLY A PRANK JAMES. MINERVA WAS TRYING TO BE FUNNY AND DORCAS MEADOWES IS THE REAL HEAD BOY. I hope.
James Potter: HAPPY FACE :Dihavebigprongs on August 20th, 2006 10:14 pm (UTC)
I'LL OWL DUMBLEDORE.
Padfoot: woof!istuffmypants on August 20th, 2006 10:18 pm (UTC)
YES. YES GOOD IDEA. ASK HIM WHAT THE FUCK HE THINKS HE'S PLAYING AT.

BUT BE POLITE.

SO ASK HIM IF HE WOULD PLEASE BE KIND ENOUGH TO TELL YOU WHAT THE FUCK HE THINKS HE'S PLAYING AT.