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03 August 2006 @ 07:01 pm
 
AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

DOREA BLACK-POTTER: 1
WALBURGA NIGELLUS-BLACK: 0



I LOVE MY MUM.
 
 
Current Location: home
Current Mood: ecstaticecstatic
Current Music: myself screaming :D
 
 
 
Snapethetrousersnake on August 3rd, 2006 06:14 pm (UTC)
Telegram for Doctor Freud.
James Potter: REALLY? OH REALLY? YOU CUNT?ihavebigprongs on August 3rd, 2006 06:18 pm (UTC)
Telegram for Head & Shoulders
Snape: Pfftthetrousersnake on August 3rd, 2006 06:20 pm (UTC)
Ooh, I think that was your best retort so far. See that, Potter? You're finally getting the hang of it. Have a balloon. There's a good boy.
James Potter: REALLY? OH REALLY? YOU CUNT?ihavebigprongs on August 3rd, 2006 06:25 pm (UTC)
HERE HANG ON A MINUTE.
WHY WERE YOU HANGING AROUND WITH REMUS?!
Snape: Bitch puhleasethetrousersnake on August 3rd, 2006 06:35 pm (UTC)
That was a quick change of subject, Potter. Have another balloon. Anyway. My memory's a bit fuzzy. Can't remember much beyond late on Friday afternoon.

Anyway, I believe it was something to do with a bottle of gin, and not much else to do besides sit on my roof and flick fag butts at the neighbour's cat.

I'm allowed to, aren't I? Free country and all that jazz.
James Potter: REALLY? OH REALLY? YOU CUNT?ihavebigprongs on August 3rd, 2006 06:45 pm (UTC)
STOP HANDING ME BALLOONS.

YOU WERE FLICKING FAG'S BUTTS?!

OH MY GOD HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MOONY.
Snape: Pfftthetrousersnake on August 3rd, 2006 07:00 pm (UTC)
You're wasting my time.

Bye, Potter. I'm off to find some fizzy good, if that's your attitude.

Arse.
Padfootistuffmypants on August 3rd, 2006 06:37 pm (UTC)
DUDE.
James Potter: HAPPY FACE :Dihavebigprongs on August 3rd, 2006 06:43 pm (UTC)
SIRIUS. SIRIUS!

MY MUM LIKED JUST STORMED INTO YOUR EX-CRIB AND WAS LIKE 'HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT YOU DID TO THAT BOY, YOUR OWN SON' AND YOUR MUM WAS LIKE 'EXCUSE ME, DOREA, BUT YOU'RE TRESPASSING ON PRIVATE PROPERTY' AND MY MUM WAS LIKE 'I'LL TRESPASS ON YOUR PRIVATE PROPERTY ...

yeah my mums never been very good at comebacks

BUT STILL!!
Padfoot: now you don'tistuffmypants on August 3rd, 2006 07:21 pm (UTC)
AH THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE HUG THAT NEARLY SUFFOCATED ME WHEN SHE GOT HOME.

OH MY GOD.

I JUST WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN THERE TO SEE THE OLD HAG'S FACE.
James Potter: HAPPY FACE :Dihavebigprongs on August 3rd, 2006 07:24 pm (UTC)
You know you're welcome to stay as long as you need to. The spare bedroom is all yours. Mum loves having you around, I think she always wanted a bigger family are you're such a fucking charmer.
Padfoot: now you see themistuffmypants on August 3rd, 2006 09:16 pm (UTC)
Well, you know. I do my best.

Um.

Thanks, Prongs.