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02 July 2006 @ 11:36 pm
 
So!
I’m at home at the minute, living up the sweet life of summer but doing absolutely nothing. I tried sunbathing but you know, that’s hard to do when there’s no sun and torrential rain.
My mum is… here … I can tell she’s reading this over my shoulder even though she says she respects my privacy- MUM. MUM I CAN SEE YOU READING THIS. DON’T WALK AWAY.
Mum say hi.

Just write on the page … right there.. NO THAT’S ANOTHER ENTRY.

MUM! THERE.

Hello! Is there anybody out there? … oh Jamie this is stupid.


MY MUM LADY AND GENTLEMEN.
 
 
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(Anonymous) on July 2nd, 2006 10:51 pm (UTC)
I was not reading your little diar- ohh is that Sirius? Gosh he's gotten a very attractive young man. Aha if only I was forty years younger!
James Potter: OUCH OKAY THAT HURT.ihavebigprongs on July 2nd, 2006 10:53 pm (UTC)
MUM. MUM. THAT'S DISTURBINGLY WRONG.


DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS.
(Anonymous) on July 2nd, 2006 10:57 pm (UTC)
Oh don't be silly, Jamie.
James Potter: REALLY? OH REALLY? YOU CUNT?ihavebigprongs on July 2nd, 2006 10:58 pm (UTC)
I'VE SEEN THE WAY HE LOOKS AT YOU.

STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED IN THIS FAMILY. STRANGER. THINGS.
(Anonymous) on July 2nd, 2006 11:01 pm (UTC)
Yes but we don't talk about your Uncle Lynden and his little problem.
James Potter: REALLY? OH REALLY? YOU CUNT?ihavebigprongs on July 2nd, 2006 11:03 pm (UTC)
LITTLE PROBLEM?! IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE FAMILY HE DROPPED HIS PANTS, GRABBED THE MACKEREL AND MASTERB-
(Anonymous) on July 2nd, 2006 11:04 pm (UTC)
JAMES. Not in PUBLI-

Ooooh is that Lily?
James Potter: OUCH OKAY THAT HURT.ihavebigprongs on July 2nd, 2006 11:07 pm (UTC)
Mum. MUM DON'T.
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on July 5th, 2006 09:07 pm (UTC)
Hello, Mrs Potter.
(Anonymous) on July 5th, 2006 09:33 pm (UTC)
Oh my love you are too polite, call me Dorea! Why aren't you here? I miss when we used to read Reader's Digest together!
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on July 5th, 2006 09:39 pm (UTC)
You're very kind, but I suppose I ought to spend some time with my own parents before I start hijacking other people's.

There was a very interesting article the other day actually- but I won't go into that now, or James will hex me or something.
(Anonymous) on July 6th, 2006 04:51 pm (UTC)
Well okay that's understandable. You're welcome anytime though!

Oh if Jamie so much as lays a finger on you I'll hex him myself.
James Potter: OMG WOEFUL.ihavebigprongs on July 6th, 2006 04:53 pm (UTC)
:(!
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on July 6th, 2006 09:48 pm (UTC)
You see, she definitely loves you more.
James Potterihavebigprongs on July 7th, 2006 12:24 am (UTC)
SHE'S THREATENING TO HEX ME!
Remus Jane Lupin: Bweemoopylunin on July 7th, 2006 09:53 am (UTC)
Perhaps it's a sign of affection.