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04 June 2006 @ 07:05 pm
 
So. I was strolling around the corridor flicking my lighter on and off and McGonagall pulled me into her office for ‘a wee chat’. I WAS THERE FOR TWO HOURS TALKING ABOUT MY FEELINGS. Then she talked about me having Pyromania bordering on Pyrophilia and I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL THAT MEANS so I just nodded and made little agreeing noises which I think she thought was moaning because I have NEVER seen that woman freak the fuck out more than she did there. I laughed. Didn’t help matters.

But she give me a step plan timetable thing which is great if I wasn’t conditionally dyslexic. She says that every time I think about burning things I should project that energy into something else. I suggested I should ask Padfoot for help. She suggested I stop seeing Mr. Black as he’d drive anyone to homicide. I suggested she stop wearing tartan because is makes her back end look rather wide. She suggested I set fire to myself etc, etc.

Speaking of Mr. Black, Sirius, I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t try and start a fight with Evans at every possibly turn, it’s not exactly pleasant having my friends fight with each other and under normal circumstances I’d deck both of you in the face but a) I don’t hit girls b) I don’t hit family and c) I already hit Nott today and holy fucking shit my hand hurts.
 
 
Current Mood: bitchybitchy
Current Music: Diamond Dogs - David Bowie
 
 
 
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on June 4th, 2006 06:10 pm (UTC)
I-

...

Yeah.
James Potter: HAPPY FACE :Dihavebigprongs on June 4th, 2006 06:17 pm (UTC)
Moony! I need help with this table thing. It has steps. It says I should be rewarded for good behaviour ... do exercise ... relate fire to bad things ... AHAHAHAHA HOW IS FIRE A BAD THING?
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on June 4th, 2006 06:45 pm (UTC)
James, fire is bad. BAD. Fire hurts people, alright? You nearly killed all the Hufflepuffs! And then who would you practise tricks on to use on the Slytherins?
James Potter: EH?!ihavebigprongs on June 4th, 2006 07:08 pm (UTC)
Oh pish. I didn't nearly kill them. You can't kill a Hufflepuff, it's like dogmatic law. Bastards are invinsible.
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on June 4th, 2006 07:18 pm (UTC)
James, Hufflepuffs are humans too.
James Potter: EH?!ihavebigprongs on June 4th, 2006 07:24 pm (UTC)
They're not. They're god like creatures.
Remus Jane Lupin: I sneer at youmoopylunin on June 4th, 2006 07:25 pm (UTC)
Please believe me on this one, James. Hufflepuffs are not any sort of Divine or Infernal beings, and even if they were you shouldn't set fire to them just to prove the fact.
James Potter: EH?!ihavebigprongs on June 4th, 2006 07:28 pm (UTC)
...

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LECTURING ME?!
Remus Jane Lupin: Ohh we're in trouble nowmoopylunin on June 4th, 2006 07:29 pm (UTC)
No, Prongs, I'm not. And even if I were it isn't like you usually take any notice.
James Potter: REALLY? OH REALLY? YOU CUNT?ihavebigprongs on June 4th, 2006 07:36 pm (UTC)
Fine Moony.
Remus Jane Lupin: that scarf makes you look like a poofmoopylunin on June 4th, 2006 07:37 pm (UTC)
Fine.
Lily Evansvilyofthelalley on June 4th, 2006 06:16 pm (UTC)
You hit Nott? James.


But. Um, thanks. Pyrophilia is pretty scary. You know I am not going to set myself on fire or anything, to get you off.
James Potter: EH?!ihavebigprongs on June 4th, 2006 06:19 pm (UTC)
Yup. Then I tripped him up.

I don't know what it means! Oh Merlin don't set yourself on fire what the hell?
Lily Evans: Gosh!vilyofthelalley on June 4th, 2006 06:27 pm (UTC)
Oh Jamie.

I think it means fire turns you on? I like you James, but not that much!
James Potter: OUCH OKAY THAT HURT.ihavebigprongs on June 4th, 2006 06:33 pm (UTC)
sdknslkdsn don't call me Jamie in public. Only my mum can do that.

OH! OH so that's why she wouldn't look me in the eye.
Lily Evans: Gosh!vilyofthelalley on June 4th, 2006 06:36 pm (UTC)
What's that? Jamie?

Poor McGonagall, having to deal with your perversions!
James Potter: REALLY? OH REALLY? YOU CUNT?ihavebigprongs on June 4th, 2006 06:40 pm (UTC)
djsdlk Lillian.
Lily Evansvilyofthelalley on June 4th, 2006 06:44 pm (UTC)
You know I think I might just be Lily on my birth certificate. But you can call me Lillian is you want.

What are you up to now anyway. . . Jamie?
James Potterihavebigprongs on June 4th, 2006 07:11 pm (UTC)
I'll owl your mother and ask, Lillian.

I'm sitting under the stairs on the fourth floor, listening to music and reading some comic book I found. You?
Lily Evansvilyofthelalley on June 4th, 2006 07:23 pm (UTC)
My mum would invite you over for dinner. A boy! She would have a heart attack.

I am in the library actually, just skimming over the summer reading list. It's very quiet in here.
James Potter: HAPPY FACE :Dihavebigprongs on June 4th, 2006 07:27 pm (UTC)
Oh dear. Er. Muggles? Ahahahah I'm not really a boy. I'm just a girl who's really let herself go.

That's probably because none of my groupies are there.
Lily Evans: Gosh!vilyofthelalley on June 4th, 2006 07:32 pm (UTC)
Well. . .

One of them is.
James Potterihavebigprongs on June 4th, 2006 07:37 pm (UTC)
Remus?
Lily Evans: Gosh!vilyofthelalley on June 4th, 2006 07:38 pm (UTC)
Ha ha - no silly.


James Potterihavebigprongs on June 4th, 2006 07:40 pm (UTC)
The wh- OH! Um. ahahah.
Padfoot: dapperistuffmypants on June 4th, 2006 06:46 pm (UTC)
I didn't start a fight! She did-

Prongs. Prongs.

Look- I'm not- ARGH. SHE CAN'T CALL YOU JAMIE.
James Potter: REALLY? OH REALLY? YOU CUNT?ihavebigprongs on June 4th, 2006 06:53 pm (UTC)
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
Padfoot: no those aren't moony's knickersistuffmypants on June 4th, 2006 07:12 pm (UTC)
STOP BEING THICK.

LOOK JUST BECAUSE LITTLE MISS ELIZABETH BATHORY REVIVAL COMES ALONG AND DECIDES YOU'RE WORTHY TO TAKE HER TO HOGSMEADE, IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN JUST-

OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND. JUST FORGET IT. GO HAVE FUN WITH YOUR LADY FRIEND.
James Potter: REALLY? OH REALLY? YOU CUNT?ihavebigprongs on June 4th, 2006 07:17 pm (UTC)
I'M BEING THICK? HOLY GOD YOU'VE SOME CHEEK.

WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE? OH, I HAVE A NEW FRIEND, I'M SO SORRY THAT MY TIME ISN'T COMPLETELY SPENT ON YOU NOW BUT I THINK YOU'LL FIND YOUR TIME IS SPENT ELSE WHERE AS WELL. YOU BASTARD.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. DON'T FUCKING WALK OFF ON ME, STOP BEING A IGNORANT FUCK AND GET BACK HERE AND TALK TO ME.
Padfoot: ohgodyestrufflesistuffmypants on June 4th, 2006 07:37 pm (UTC)
I'VE SOME CHEEK? EXCUSE ME, BUT I'M NOT THE ONE TELLING PEOPLE THINGS AND VIOLATING THE CODE WHICH BY THE WAY WE ALL AGREED WAS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH AND DISMEMBERMENT.

AND HOW DARE YOU COMPARE MOONY TO EVANS. IT'S NOT THE FUCKING SAME, PRONGS. MOONY IS ONE OF US. SHE ISN'T. AND I NEVER PUT HIM BEFORE YOU.

I-

oh my god. I- fuck. Fuck. I have to go. I left my ... thing at the. Right. I have to go.
James Potter: REALLY? OH REALLY? YOU CUNT?ihavebigprongs on June 4th, 2006 07:44 pm (UTC)
Sirius. SIRIUS.

SIRIUS DON'T WALK OFF ON ME. DFKNFGSLKDN I END UP STARING AT YOUR ARSE.

SIRIUS.