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25 April 2006 @ 09:18 pm
 
Moony has hurt his foot.

Padfoot and I have been lifting him when he's in his pajamas or lesser states of undress and setting him in the middle of the Great Hall and running away.

I'm aiming for outside Hufflepuff Common Room next (you know what they say about Hufflepuffs) but he flails so bloody much. Honestly, Moony.

Gotta run, DT with McGoogles cause I set fire to a like 400 year old tapestry. It was an accident! I was aiming for Snape!
 
 
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Remus Jane Lupin: omgwtfheemoopylunin on April 25th, 2006 08:31 pm (UTC)
AS SOON AS MADAM POMFREY IS WELL AGAIN YOU ARE GOING TO WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN YOU ARSEBADGERING SADISTIC BLOODY BASTARDS. I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.
James Potterihavebigprongs on April 25th, 2006 08:34 pm (UTC)
What?! Professor Dumbledore said he was happy to help you back to the Common Room. Actually he's offered assistance six times now.
Remus Jane Lupin: omgwtfheemoopylunin on April 25th, 2006 08:36 pm (UTC)
... Kill me. KILL ME. JAMES I DEMAND YOU TO CARRY ME TO THE ASTRONOMY TOWER AND PUSH ME OFF.
James Potterihavebigprongs on April 25th, 2006 08:44 pm (UTC)
Where's the fun in just pushing you off? I'm going to carry you up there and leave you a few inches away from the edge.
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on April 25th, 2006 08:46 pm (UTC)
Fine whatever. It's only my ankle that hurts; I can easily drag myself to the edge.
James Potter: EH?!ihavebigprongs on April 25th, 2006 09:32 pm (UTC)
Oh you prat. I'm taking you back to bed. And putting pillows on the outside. Don't try anything!
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on April 25th, 2006 09:36 pm (UTC)
Will you read me a story? WILL THERE BE HOT MILK??
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Lily Evansvilyofthelalley on April 25th, 2006 09:31 pm (UTC)
Oh James, stop being a total prat and leave Remus in peace! Sometimes I think you boys are harsher on each other than you are on anyone else.

Also, I think a few of the third years Ravenclaws are getting ideas about Remus- I've seen a beady gleam in their eyes whenever he is seen topless hobbling through the halls. I wouldn't put it past them to. . you know. . gang rape him while he is incapacitated.

It is spring after all.
James Potter: EH?!ihavebigprongs on April 25th, 2006 09:35 pm (UTC)
It's a boy thing. You wouldn't understand ... well ... Remus doesn't understand either. That's not the point.

Gang rape? Gang rape?
Lily Evans: Gosh!vilyofthelalley on April 25th, 2006 09:38 pm (UTC)
Yes, you know like repeatedly penetrate him in a melee of frenzied, hormone filled, bookish lust.

I hope you are willing to take responsibility for that.
James Potter: EH?!ihavebigprongs on April 25th, 2006 09:43 pm (UTC)
Penetrate? YOU MEAN LIKE SEX?
Lily Evansvilyofthelalley on April 25th, 2006 09:47 pm (UTC)
Like SEX, yes. Those Ravenclaws are pretty repressed. Who knows what they might do to Remus.

They read a lot of books, James. With techniques in them. Painful ones.
James Potter: HAPPY FACE :Dihavebigprongs on April 25th, 2006 09:50 pm (UTC)
Evans, you have a dirty, dirty mind. I never knew.
Lily Evansvilyofthelalley on April 25th, 2006 09:53 pm (UTC)
. . . I have my moments.
James Potter: EH?!ihavebigprongs on April 25th, 2006 09:54 pm (UTC)
EVANS.
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Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on April 25th, 2006 09:37 pm (UTC)
GANG RAPE?? OH GOD. OH MY GOD.
Lily Evansvilyofthelalley on April 25th, 2006 09:48 pm (UTC)
It's ok Remus! I'm sure James will protect you.

He seems like the kind of chap who might take a fall like that for his friend.
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on April 25th, 2006 09:50 pm (UTC)
He's sadistic. He'd think it was hilarious. I bet he'd take photos or something.
James Potter: EH?!ihavebigprongs on April 25th, 2006 09:54 pm (UTC)
MATE. I'D SO TAKE A COCK UP THE ARSE FOR YOU. WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?
Remus Jane Lupin: Lolzmoopylunin on April 25th, 2006 10:00 pm (UTC)
PUT YOUR ARSE WHERE YOUR MONEY IS, POTTER. OR. WHATEVER. SHUT UP.
James Potter: EH?!ihavebigprongs on April 25th, 2006 10:03 pm (UTC)
PUT MY ARSE IN MY POCKET??!>?! WHAT?!
Remus Jane Lupin: Grintasticmoopylunin on April 25th, 2006 10:08 pm (UTC)
... YOUR MUM.


I think I need painkillers.
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Lily Evansvilyofthelalley on April 25th, 2006 09:54 pm (UTC)
Well, do something to distract the Ravenclaws? Tell them there is a optional quiz for extra credit in the astronomy tower or something!
Remus Jane Lupin: Bweemoopylunin on April 25th, 2006 10:00 pm (UTC)
Oooh good idea. But what if they don't believe me? I can't run away!
Lily Evansvilyofthelalley on April 25th, 2006 10:03 pm (UTC)
Maybe ask them an academic question? They will be torn between the raqging lustful hormones, and the fundemental need they have at their core to contribute to intelligent debate.
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