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07 March 2006 @ 06:02 pm
 
Sirius, я решил, что я должен говорить по-русски с Вами, поскольку Тетя Эмилия - русский, и Вы знаете, как она имела обыкновение вопить в нас, когда мы были моложе. Я действительно люблю Лилию, я действительно люблю ее ..., Вы думаете, что она любит меня? Вы думаете, пел ли я к ней, по-русски она любила бы меня также? Я люблю ее, так это горит, когда я мочусь.
 
 
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Padfootistuffmypants on March 7th, 2006 06:16 pm (UTC)
Тетя Эмилия была всегда моим фаворитом. Одно время она назвала Regulus облизывающим барсука упреком(кретином) и дала мне леденец на палочке.

Возможно Evans будет любить Вас, если Вы вяжете ее головной платок и обслуживаете ее борщ в кровати.
James Potterihavebigprongs on March 7th, 2006 06:21 pm (UTC)
Она не любила меня, главным образом из-за моих родителей. Вы знаете, кровь и материал. Но что я видел из нее, был превосходен.

Я ДОЛЖЕН! Возможно я должен целовать ее пальцы ноги(носки) также.
Padfootistuffmypants on March 7th, 2006 06:25 pm (UTC)
Она имела хорошую стойку, также.

Я СЛЫШУ ПТИЦ ПОДОБНО ЭТОМУ, ФАКТИЧЕСКИ. СОСАНИЕ ПАЛЬЦЕМ НОГИ, КОТОРОЕ. ВЫ ДОЛЖНЫ ПРОБОВАТЬ ЭТО.
James Potter: EH. WHAT!? ... CHEESECAKE?ihavebigprongs on March 7th, 2006 06:28 pm (UTC)
могу я практиковать на ваших пальцах ноги?
Padfootistuffmypants on March 7th, 2006 06:30 pm (UTC)
Да. Но только если Вы обещаете не пережевывать их на сей раз.
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Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on March 7th, 2006 06:18 pm (UTC)
Just thought I should let you both know, I speak fluent Russian.
James Potter: OMG I AM SO ANGRY WITH YOU RIGHT NOWihavebigprongs on March 7th, 2006 06:22 pm (UTC)
ЛГУН!
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on March 7th, 2006 06:26 pm (UTC)
No need to be like that.
James Potter: EH. WHAT!? ... CHEESECAKE?ihavebigprongs on March 7th, 2006 06:31 pm (UTC)
Parla italiano?
Remus Jane Lupin: Grintasticmoopylunin on March 7th, 2006 06:34 pm (UTC)
Non, mais je parle le francais. Mais pas trop de francais, parce que Sirius cet arousement.
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Padfootistuffmypants on March 7th, 2006 06:33 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah?

Moony имеет фантастическую задницу, и я очень хотел бы сосать шоколад от его петуха.
Remus Jane Lupin: Lolzmoopylunin on March 7th, 2006 06:35 pm (UTC)
You want to suck chocolate from my rooster? Sirius where are you getting this from?
James Potterihavebigprongs on March 7th, 2006 06:36 pm (UTC)
He wants to suck chocolate off your cock.
James Potter: EH. WHAT!? ... CHEESECAKE?ihavebigprongs on March 7th, 2006 06:38 pm (UTC)
WAIT WHAT?!1!!
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Remus Jane Lupin: I am pretending not to be amusedmoopylunin on March 7th, 2006 06:40 pm (UTC)
... No he doesn't. Does he?
Wormtailwormikins on March 7th, 2006 07:11 pm (UTC)
...I don't want to suddenly be able to read Russian, because you've probably just posted gay porn about you and Padfoot, haven't you?
Padfootistuffmypants on March 7th, 2006 07:19 pm (UTC)
Nah, it was about Prongs and your mum. I had no idea she knew so many positions.
Wormtailwormikins on March 7th, 2006 08:14 pm (UTC)
I DO NOT WANT TO THINK OF MY MOTHER IN A BIOLOGICAL WAY, PLEASE.

WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU?!
Padfootistuffmypants on March 7th, 2006 08:26 pm (UTC)
YOUR MUM HAS GOT VERY SEXY CHROMOSOMES. HER CYTOSINE-GUANINE BONDS GET ME SO AROUSED.
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on March 7th, 2006 08:38 pm (UTC)
Padfoot, stop it.
Wormtailwormikins on March 7th, 2006 08:39 pm (UTC)
OKAY IF MY MOTHER WAS HERE? YOU'D SO BE GOING IN THE NAUGHTY CORNER.
Padfootistuffmypants on March 7th, 2006 08:41 pm (UTC)
I'D BE GOING IN HER NAUGHTY CORNER, YOU MEAN.
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Lily Evans: You what?vilyofthelalley on March 7th, 2006 11:49 pm (UTC)
THERE WILL BE NO SINGING, TYING UP OR MASTICATING OF ANY PARTS OF MY BODY.

Remus I think my translation charm is FAULTY. I'm going to fail. FAIL. And Charms is my BEST SUBJECT, so if I fail CHARMS then I fail EVERYTHING.

EVERYTHING.

JAMES I'M BLAMING YOU.
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on March 8th, 2006 04:11 am (UTC)
Actually I think it's their Russian that's faulty.
Padfootistuffmypants on March 8th, 2006 06:03 pm (UTC)
НИ ОДИН СО СМЫСЛОМ(ЧУВСТВОМ)! РУССКИЙ МЫ КРОВОТОЧИМ БЕЗ ОШИБКИ.