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29 December 2005 @ 08:04 pm
 
So. Bored.

It should be illegal to be this bored.

I think I might grow an afro. Peter. I've always said you'd look good with an afro. You always ignore me. So I've taken it upon myself to grow one. PERHAPS with sideburns. Or a beard. I could so take Dumbledore and that excuse of facial hair.

By the way. Padfoot? When do you want me to plait your hair? I'm a very skilled plaiter. Don't waste my time, girlfriend.
 
 
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Padfoot: a face worthy of poetryistuffmypants on December 29th, 2005 08:21 pm (UTC)
UM HOW ABOUT NOW? I'VE ONLY BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO STOP DODDLING AROUND FOR ABOUT TEN YEARS.

Sideburns sound interesting. D'you think you could charm them so they grow in blue?
James Potter: Heeeee hello Evans. Can I lick you?ihavebigprongs on December 29th, 2005 08:27 pm (UTC)
ALRIGHT. So. I can do braids ... I can slip some ribbons in there twist it ... crop it up. What do you want?

Probably. Wanna try?
Padfoot: no those aren't moony's knickersistuffmypants on December 29th, 2005 08:36 pm (UTC)
Where did you get ribbons?

You have to ask?
James Potter: EH. WHAT!? ... CHEESECAKE?ihavebigprongs on December 29th, 2005 08:39 pm (UTC)
Who doesn't have ribbons?

Maybe not blue though.
Padfootistuffmypants on December 29th, 2005 09:08 pm (UTC)
I don't have ribbons!

Would you prefer green? To match Evans' lovely sparkling eyes so like two emeralds floating in a bowl of sweet cream?
James Potter: MY MUSK BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARDihavebigprongs on December 29th, 2005 09:11 pm (UTC)
You. Suck.

Red. Maybe. Red and Gold. House pride and all that.
Padfoot: stop staring at my crotchistuffmypants on December 29th, 2005 09:15 pm (UTC)
Not for free, I don't!

Or pink. To match me and my present.
James Potter: Heeeee hello Evans. Can I lick you?ihavebigprongs on December 29th, 2005 09:17 pm (UTC)
Har, har

Yes! How's that dog collar working out for you by the way?
Padfoot: dapperistuffmypants on December 29th, 2005 09:20 pm (UTC)
It is, in a word, FAN-BLOODY-AWESOME. Though the clasp pinches a bit if I bend the wrong way.
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on December 29th, 2005 09:57 pm (UTC)
Where did you learn to plait? And what on earth would you do with an Afro if you had one?
James Potter: Heeeee hello Evans. Can I lick you?ihavebigprongs on December 29th, 2005 10:09 pm (UTC)
My hair is long enough. I dunno. Stick a comb in it?
Wormtailwormikins on January 3rd, 2006 10:05 am (UTC)
I would look absolutely awful with an afro, my mother says I've got the wrong shaped face.

You, however, would look half-decent. I hear they're selling insta-afro seeds in Hogsmeade.