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23 December 2005 @ 12:04 am
 

GET ME OFF THIS. I'M PUREBLOOD. WE FLOAT ARSE UP.

 
 
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Remus Jane Lupin: Lolzmoopylunin on December 23rd, 2005 12:07 am (UTC)
SO POTTER. WHERE WERE YOU THE NIGHT OF THE 19TH. IE THE NIGHT MY CHOCOLATE WENT MISSING.
James Potter: EH. WHAT!? ... CHEESECAKE?ihavebigprongs on December 23rd, 2005 12:12 am (UTC)
USING THE INVISIBLITY CLOAK TO WIP UNSUSPECTING BARE ARSES IN THE BOYS SHOWER ROOMS
Lily Evansvilyofthelalley on December 23rd, 2005 12:15 am (UTC)
10 rules broken.

You have an invisibility cloak? That's such a waste of a valuable magical artifact.
(no subject) - ihavebigprongs on December 23rd, 2005 12:20 am (UTC) (Expand)
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Remus Jane Lupin: omgwtfheemoopylunin on December 23rd, 2005 12:21 am (UTC)
... Well I wasn't expecting that answer.


BUT THAT MEANS SIRIUS STOLE MY CHOCOLATE. PADFOOT YOU ARE GOING DOWN.
Padfootistuffmypants on December 23rd, 2005 12:08 am (UTC)
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW IT'S TERRIBLY DIFFICULT TO MANOEUVRE A TRANSFIGURED RAFT TYPE THING AND WRITE AT THE SAME TIME YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF ME JAMES.

Do you still pick your nose?
James Potter: OMG I AM SO ANGRY WITH YOU RIGHT NOWihavebigprongs on December 23rd, 2005 12:13 am (UTC)
I'M FUCKING FLOATING, SCREAMING AND WRITING AT THE SAME TIME. GET A PISSING MOVE ON.

YEAH. AND FLICK IT AT THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHFSDJNFKSDJNSK
Padfootistuffmypants on December 23rd, 2005 12:25 am (UTC)
THAT IS DISGUSTING. I'M NEVER SITTING IN FRONT OF YOU AGAIN.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT YOU SODDING CRYBABY I'M HERE. WAIT. PRONGS. NONONO STOP THRASHING LIKE THAT YOU'LL TIP US NO PROOOOOONGS--


...You utter bastard.
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on December 23rd, 2005 12:22 am (UTC)
YOU COME BACK HERE YOU THIEVING BASTARD. DON'T THINK A LITTLE HEROICS NOW WILL REDEEM YOU.
Padfootistuffmypants on December 23rd, 2005 12:27 am (UTC)
NOT THE TIME OR THE PLACE, MOONY.
(no subject) - moopylunin on December 23rd, 2005 12:34 am (UTC) (Expand)
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Snape: Hee!thetrousersnake on December 23rd, 2005 12:25 am (UTC)
Where are my detonators?!

Still a virgin, potter? If not, who'd you lose it to?
James Potter: OMG I AM SO ANGRY WITH YOU RIGHT NOWihavebigprongs on December 23rd, 2005 12:31 am (UTC)
I'M- THE ... GAHHHDSJNFDKJ DEPENDS WHAT VIRGINITY YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT OH HOLY HADE'S HEADBOARD
Lily Evans: Gosh!vilyofthelalley on December 23rd, 2005 12:34 am (UTC)
You have lost various different virginities?

Lily Evans: Worriedvilyofthelalley on December 23rd, 2005 12:34 am (UTC)
WAIT NO DON'T ANSWER I DIDN'T WANT TO ASK THAT, PLEASE MERLIN.
Snapethetrousersnake on December 23rd, 2005 12:44 am (UTC)
I mean have you ever managed to get laid. Shoot some poon. Stuff the chicken. Bury the bone. Play hide the purple parsnip. Feed the cat some cream. Tupp the ewe. Fornicate. Get stuck into some country matters. Boink yourself some blubber hole. Score. Cream the cake. Sheath your sword. Cock somebody. Get some. Make the beast with two backs. Shag. Copulate. Get medieval on somebody's arse. Shunt some cunt (or indeed stab some shit if you're so inclined). Nudge nudge wink wink say no more.
James Potter: OMG I AM SO ANGRY WITH YOU RIGHT NOWihavebigprongs on December 23rd, 2005 12:49 am (UTC)
I'M A VIRGIN. I. AM. A. VIRGIN. VIRGIN. DRESSING IN WHITE. PURE AS STUFF THAT IS PURE. VIRGIN. HELLO. VIRGIN. VIIIIIIIRGIN.
(no subject) - thetrousersnake on December 23rd, 2005 12:52 am (UTC) (Expand)
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Snapethetrousersnake on December 23rd, 2005 12:49 am (UTC)
OH, I have another one.

Who would you rather sleep with? McGoogles or Slughorn?
James Potter: I DO WEAR GLASSES.ihavebigprongs on December 23rd, 2005 12:52 am (UTC)
You could ask me that without Verataserum. McGonagall. Anyday. I'd transfigure her wand anyday.
Snapethetrousersnake on December 23rd, 2005 12:53 am (UTC)
I couldn't agree more

Okay. Giant Squid or Whomping willow?
Lily Evans: Sulkingvilyofthelalley on December 23rd, 2005 12:54 am (UTC)
So why don't you send her all the flowers and poetry?
(no subject) - thetrousersnake on December 23rd, 2005 12:56 am (UTC) (Expand)
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Remus Jane Lupin: Lolzmoopylunin on December 23rd, 2005 12:56 am (UTC)
ME OR SIRIUS??
(no subject) - ihavebigprongs on December 23rd, 2005 01:00 am (UTC) (Expand)
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Wormtail: 5wormikins on December 23rd, 2005 12:45 pm (UTC)
Why is there BIG FLOWERY GRANNY KNICKERS in your trunk?
Remus Jane Lupinmoopylunin on December 23rd, 2005 03:57 pm (UTC)
You mean why are there.
Wormtail: 4wormikins on December 23rd, 2005 05:08 pm (UTC)
GOOD GRAMMAR CAN BE SACRIFICIED FOR THE NEVER-ENDING SEARCH FOR THE TRUTH!
James Potter: I DO WEAR GLASSES.ihavebigprongs on December 23rd, 2005 04:03 pm (UTC)
They're your mums.
Wormtailwormikins on December 23rd, 2005 05:10 pm (UTC)
No, yours.

Oh. Wait... The veritasemen hasn't worn off yet, has it?

...How did they get there?